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Kindred’s New Album - “The Arrival” - Due October 21, 2008
Posted on October 1st, 2008
Stay tuned to www.hiddenbeach.com and www.kindredthefamilysoul.com to hear snippets from this upcoming album!
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I agree. To begin with, I love sex and that’s why it’s alot more important to me than a fast one night stand. I have more respect for myself and my family. It’s not that I’m not looking for sex. It’s just that I’m looking for a relationship first. I’m looking forward to having a family and enjoying a life with a woman that is bright, loving and hasn’t been with half the guys in town. I’m dating some one right now that I met on notlookingforsex and I can tell you, she’s a real step up from some of the gals I found on other dating sites. They were either just looking for a good time at my expense or really didn’t have their heads screwed on straight. Dating is expensive, not just the money for the date itself but the time. I’m serious now about not wasting time or money especially with these economic times. I cancelled my eHarmony account and am sticking with notlookingforsex. When the time comes for sex, it will be with a wonderful woman that I can talk with and have a real relationship with.
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”